Most unnerving medical exams . . . – the fal male yeast infection files

Okay, school me on this. Had my first colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, no big deal. Completely out. Next week I am scheduled for a cystoscopy. First dick doc said I have BPH. This one says nope, I have bladder stones. He is going to run the camera up there to male yeast infection home remedy have a look-see. Didn’t know they could make a camera that small. He did give me a script for valium to take male yeast infection home remedy beforehand.

Area is first sprayed with a disinfectant . . . At least that is what it looked like. Dark brown stain on skin. Then a gel with lidocaine (local anaesthetic) is injected into the urethra. This was one of the two worst parts. Made my toes and legs twitch from the discomfort. It then takes about 10 minutes to numb the area. The doc then uses the scope, he inserts it and takes a look around. Probably 1 to 2 minutes. Then done. Scope is lubricated with water, and water is also injected into the bladder to inflate male yeast infection home remedy it. You will then wipe off and use the restroom. It will hurt for the next 24 hours or so male yeast infection home remedy to urinate, then it goes away. I suggest going home, drinking a lot of water so you can urinate a male yeast infection home remedy lot to help it heal, and watch some movies.

The first one I had was in 1989. Much worse. Back then they first inserted a stainless steel tube, THEN the scope through the tube. I hurt for 3 to 4 days. Went I first went to urinate after all I could male yeast infection home remedy do was get out some gel. That was really uncomfortable.

Area is first sprayed with a disinfectant . . . At least that is what it looked like. Dark brown stain on skin. Then a gel with lidocaine (local anaesthetic) is injected into the urethra. This was one of the two worst parts. Made my toes and legs twitch from the discomfort. It then takes about 10 minutes to numb the area. The doc then uses the scope, he inserts it and takes a look around. Probably 1 to 2 minutes. Then done. Scope is lubricated with water, and water is also injected into the bladder to inflate male yeast infection home remedy it. You will then wipe off and use the restroom. It will hurt for the next 24 hours or so male yeast infection home remedy to urinate, then it goes away. I suggest going home, drinking a lot of water so you can urinate a male yeast infection home remedy lot to help it heal, and watch some movies.

The first one I had was in 1989. Much worse. Back then they first inserted a stainless steel tube, THEN the scope through the tube. I hurt for 3 to 4 days. Went I first went to urinate after all I could male yeast infection home remedy do was get out some gel. That was really uncomfortable.

Have pretty severe acid reflux, one of the test to determine the cause and possible male yeast infection home remedy correction is measuring how well the valve closes at the male yeast infection home remedy top of the stomach that prevents acid from entering the male yeast infection home remedy esophagus. To do this, a 6-7mm tube is shoved UP YOUR NOSE and down the male yeast infection home remedy back of your throat into your stomach and taped in male yeast infection home remedy place while FULLY AWAKE. This thing is wiggling in your brain and throat and male yeast infection home remedy stomach, gagging you and causing you heart attack levels of panic male yeast infection home remedy and distress, it is inflated and you are asked to not swallow male yeast infection home remedy or breathe for 10-20 seconds at a time and then drinking water at male yeast infection home remedy various times..The process takes about 20 minutes and you can’t breathe or swallow or think of anything except getting male yeast infection home remedy this alien tentacle wiggling around in your brain and throat male yeast infection home remedy and stomach the HELL out of your head…..

The next week they insert a acid sensor stapled at male yeast infection home remedy the top of the valve that remains attached and sending male yeast infection home remedy telemetry for three days to a wearable monitor. The process for inserting it is via a stainless steel male yeast infection home remedy cable while fully awake (imagine a large throttle cable) shoved down your throat until the tech pokes around enough male yeast infection home remedy to feel the top of the valve then releases a male yeast infection home remedy spring load clip that staples the probe in place….The whole time this steel cable is moving around in male yeast infection home remedy my throat causing the worse gag reflex I’ve ever experience to the point I can’t breathe and pass out. I wake up covered in my own drool and vomit male yeast infection home remedy in a pool of my own sweat. I curse the tech, the nurses and everyone I passed getting out of the male yeast infection home remedy hospital. I still can’t open my mouth really wide without involuntarily gagging. Heaven forbid I swallow a nat or mosquito. I will gag until I vomit. I felt like optimus prime sodomized my throat….The probe didn’t attach properly and the doctor wanted me to try male yeast infection home remedy again. I told him no way in HELL would he or male yeast infection home remedy his tech ever get near me again. To this day, I self medicate and have drastically changed my diet and male yeast infection home remedy habits and seem to keep it fairly under control

Let me preface this with the fact that on my male yeast infection home remedy ship we had a large plastic fishbowl we kept out male yeast infection home remedy in the open in medical FULL of condoms. Zero excuses if you caught something because you were about male yeast infection home remedy to not like our exam because you are wasting our male yeast infection home remedy fekking time with your stupidity and laziness.

First, we had to get a sample of discharge. This is typically done by collecting a little of the male yeast infection home remedy discharge from the meatus (where ya pizz from) on a sterile q-tip type swab and examining under the microscope to confirm male yeast infection home remedy the clap. We had a 2" insertion minimum. It wasn’t necessary. We wanted it to hurt.

Once confirmed via microscopic exam 2. Prescribe 1g of injectable rocephin antibiotic. Rocephin came dry in a vial that you had to male yeast infection home remedy add 1ml of sterile saline to in order to activate male yeast infection home remedy it, then pull into a syringe and inject. It came in 1g or .5g vials. We only ordered the .5g. That meant 1cc injections of a .5g of rocephin into each azz cheek, with at least a 2" long 18 gauge needle (think sharpened trim nail). Again, we wanted to make an impression. Oh, and rocephin makes for a sore muscle. Get it in both azz cheeks and there is no male yeast infection home remedy way to sit comfortably for 3 days.

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